Today i began my new job in Utrecht as a Systeembeheerder, which is just Dutch for Bastard Operator From Hell. I've been told that while we are in charge of a very wide variety of duties, the problems we have to solve tend to fall under two categories.

1) "Halp! I can't read my email!" - I'm clearly not responsible because that's handled by a central agency.

2) "The printer is broken." - I'm not a janitor, clean up your own mess.

I'm already loving this job.