Truth Happens

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Truth List


  • Taoism: Truth happens.
  • Confucianism: Confucius say, "Truth happens."
  • Buddhism: If truth happens, it isn't really truth.
  • Zen Buddhism: Truth is, and is not.
  • Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of truth happening?
  • Hinduism: This truth has happened before.
  • Islam #1: If truth happens, it is the will of Allah.
  • Islam #2: If truth happens, blame Israel.
  • Catholicism: If truth happens, you deserve it.
  • Protestantism: Let truth happen to someone else.
  • Presbyterian: This truth was bound to happen.
  • Episcopalian: It's not so bad if truth happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
  • Methodist: It's not so bad if truth happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
  • Congregationalist: Truth that happens to one person is just as good as truth that happens to another.
  • Unitarian: Truth that happens to one person is just as bad as truth that happens to another.
  • Lutheran: If truth happens, don't talk about it.
  • Fundamentalism #1: If truth happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
  • Fundamentalism #2: Truth must be born again.
  • Judaism: Why does this truth always happen to us?
  • Calvinism: Truth happens because you don't work.
  • Seventh Day Adventism: No truth shall happen on Saturday.
  • Creationism: God made all truth.
  • Secular Humanism: Truth evolves.
  • Christian Science #1: When truth happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
  • Christian Science #2: Truth happening is all in your mind.
  • Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this truth.
  • Quakers: Let us not fight over this truth.
  • Utopianism: This truth does not stink.
  • Darwinism: This truth was once food.
  • Capitalism: That's MY truth.
  • Communism: It's everybody's truth.
  • Feminism: Men are truth.
  • Chauvinism: We may be truth, but you can't live without us...
  • Commercialism: Let's package this truth.
  • Impressionism: From a distance, truth looks like a garden.
  • Idolism: Let's bronze this truth.
  • Existentialism: Truth doesn't happen; truth IS.
  • Existentialism #2: What is truth, anyway?
  • Stoicism: This truth is good for me.
  • Hedonism: There is nothing like a good truth happening!
  • Mormonism #1: God sent us this truth.
  • Mormonism #2: This truth is going to happen again.
  • Wiccan: An it harm none, let truth happen.
  • Scientology: If truth happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
  • Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Truth happens.
  • Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our truth?
  • Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Truth has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
  • Moonies: Only really happy truth happens.
  • Hare Krishna: Truth happens, rama rama.
  • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this truth!
  • Zoroastrianism: Truth happens half on the time.
  • Church of SubGenius: BoB truths.
  • Practical: Deal with truth one day at a time.
  • Agnostic #1: Truth might have happened; then again, maybe not.
  • Agnostic #2: What is this truth?
  • Satanism: SNEPPAH HTURT.
  • Atheism #1: What truth?
  • Atheism #2: I can't believe this truth!
  • Nihilism: No truth.



And now openSuSE is beginning to get it.

2 flames:

Karl Lattimer zei

How about the church of the flying spaghetti monster?

But this _IS_ a great post, full of truth :)

bochecha zei

He he :)

Just a small remark:
* Unitarian: Truth that happens to one person is just as bad as truth that happens to another.
And then:
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this truth.